If I Had A Boat by Lyle Lovett
/“The mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a Tonto
’Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter
And one day said kemo sabe
Kiss my ass I bought a boat
I’m going out to sea”
Lines about life. That's the concept here.
Ideally there's a beach or a bonfire or a splash of rum involved too.
But I haven't been too picky about that.